After several weeks of SUCKING eggs and feeling like we might be BITING off more than we could chew, we finally SUCKED it up and BIT the bullet! Using her BITE against her, she finally went down like a prom dress! (But then again, if you are reading this, you probably have no idea what I am talking about.)
The experienced doctors of Ante Meridiem were recently called into Icecrown Citadel because they had heard that Arthas had caught a RAGING case of syphilis! But as it turns out, Valithria Dreamwalker had just overdosed on Emerald Dream and had been captured by the Lich King. So being the benevolent souls that we are, we patched her up and sent her on her merry way. And we plan on paying Arthas a house call very soon, to see how all these rumors might have gotten started!
"Great News, Everyone!" as the Professor was known to say!
After a string of class dropouts, we finally got over our fear of finals and scored straight A's, taking him down on our first try for the easy grade. Now that we're at the head of the class, it's time to start spanking all the rest of the class clowns! Blood Queen, we're looking at you!
