If You Can Dodge a Wrench, You Can Dodge a Ball

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Published on Tuesday, 03 November 2009 21:39
Written by Nagromshadow

"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!"

So the plot of this story is, "If you have a brain, you can clear this kill" because basically all you need to do is intercept the same color ball as what you have (Blizzard, you racists, what if we like white on black or black on white?)

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A Whole Lot of Superstars on this Stage Here Tonight...

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Published on Wednesday, 28 October 2009 11:21
Written by Ironbain

But I Want Ya'll to Know One Thing - This is AM's House!
Whose House? AM's House!
Whose House? Say What? AM's House!
Whose House? Say What? AM's House!

Ante Meridiem's PM Raid Team Calling out the Horde Faction Champions. We was layin' down the skills and after only a short time we dropped those suckas with a flawless kill!
Word!

Congratulations to these AMPM thugs on their fat loot:

Gaug - Girdle of Bloodied Scars
Valajane - Cord of Biting Cold
Kamorin - Boots of the Mourning Widow

Let's not stop the KRAZY TRAIN now! Two more fights left before Ante Meridiem have Officially Rocked Your World!

In our Kill Shot AMPM is Rolling wit' our Pumpkins out to pay respect to The Headless Horseman... R.I.P. for another year our Badass Brotha' from another Motha' PEACE!

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One Portal! Two Portals! Three Portals! HA HA HA!

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Published on Monday, 26 October 2009 11:05
Written by Ironbain

That's two! Count 'em two encounters down in Heroic 25-man Trial of the Crusader!

All we needed was a simple /target portal macro to banish the demon Lord Jaraxxus. Poor gnome didn't have a clue, huh?

Congratulations to the following PM raiders on Lord Jaraxxus Heroic loot!

Merien - Cuirass of Calamitous Fate
Raulan - Pride of the Eredar
Lumara - Bracers of Cloudy Omen

Next up, the smelly (ugly) Horde Faction Champions...we're going to show them how true Champions of the Alliance get things done!

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So a Monkey, Two Worms and a Yeti Walk Into a Bar...

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Published on Wednesday, 21 October 2009 08:09
Written by Ironbain

You'd think one of them would have seen the 25 raiders of Ante Meridiem holding that bar up huh?

What? Jokes on you for believing Ante Meridiem was a thing of the past!

That's right! After relentless trial and error, monumental roster changes and the welcoming of new recruits the Ante Meridiem PM Raid Team has done what Nesingwary could only dream of: Dispatched The Beasts of Northrend!

Congratulations to Chariss, Nagromshadow and Lumara on Trial of the Crusader Heroic Loot.

Now stay tuned as Ante Meridiem continues and becomes true Crusaders of Northrend!

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Yet Another Ancient King

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Published on Friday, 09 October 2009 19:18
Written by Nagromshadow

After bad luck dating back to the Black Temple, Ante Meridiem's PM team finally obtained a legendary item: The guild's first Val'anyr, Hammer of Ancient Kings.

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Congratulations to Bellarionna. Stormrage now has another Ancient King among its ranks.