Greetings and Saluations my esteemed colleagues (and Sirdiesalot),

It has come to my attention that World of Warcraft has made a glaring omission of late. I've seen a lot of different mounts in the game, for land, sea and air... Some are fairly plain, while others are unique and mystical.

Well, folks...

I seen a spectral horse, and rode a dinosaur
I bought a Talbuk from the Kurenai
But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I get an Elekk who'll fly

I said when I get an Elekk who'll fly!

Elekks are a special breed of mount – sturdy, stalwart, capable of traversing entire mountain ranges when invading Africa. What more could you ask for?

Well, I'll tell you fine folks of Ante Meridiem. We want... Nay, NEED flying Elekks in the game! Picture yourself, speeding through the skies on a pachyderm of perfection. Grey, pink, polka dot... Whatever you want, the sky's the limit!

So rise up, my fellow gamers, and declare to the world: I DEMAND TO SOAR!

Remember... an Elekk NEVER forgets...

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